Greetings, I am Flart, a genuine love heart. Make me your valentine heart. I am eager to be your love machine. I promise (cross my heart) to smooch you tenderly. I promise (cross my fingers and my heart) to love you with gentle passion. I will cutely kiss you with only tiny soft puckers. You will feel little starlight moon beam fizzies tickling you. I will hug you daintily but you will feel my feisty love zest. I will be good and behave like any cartoon picture of a love heart must because how else can the world turn orderly and with rotational love regularity? (Love makes the world go round...)
